The Praising of the Barn

'We need a new barn,' the nanny goat said,

'With space and comfort for my baby's head'

'The old barn was fine for many a year'

'But in twenty ten we should ramp up a gear'.

It seemed a perfectly reasonable suggestion,

Goat babies need very special protection,

Shelter from rain, wind or even late snow

To allow them the chance to thrive and grow.

Hearts and minds were put together

To figure out some plans and whether

Dollars could be found to pay

For a barn that would protect and display.

Word went out to the local press

And the public responded with typical largesse.

Dollars from some, free labour from others,

Much generous support from animal lovers.

Down came the old barn one winter day

While the peacocks screeched loudly as if to say

'Goodbye old barn, you did your job well'

'But it's time for a new barn, up-market and swell'.

Of course there was the inevitable delay

As expected when Red Tape gets in the way,

Irritation, frustration and public complaint,

Enough to try the patience of a saint.

At last approvals and permits came through,

Official endorsement for a barn spanking new,

Alternative arrangements for opening day

And the sun shone brightly on goats at play.

Soon work began and concrete poured,

Up went the framework, board by board,

Visitors were impressed to see

Firemen providing their labour free.

Finally the work was done,

Now all the animals can come

To bring Farm life back to normal,

After we've had an opening formal.

The nanny goat who made the suggestion

Was invited to carry out an inspection.

She found spacious cubicles, fragrant hay,

Heated floors and light bright as day.

Best of all no steps or obstruction, Thought and care had gone into construction

To allow wheelchairs, strollers and those less able

To enter the barn without feeling unstable.

So at last, a barn of which we're all proud,

Open and ready to welcome the crowd

Who will come, spring, summer and fall

To meet the wise goat who started it all.

Julie Adamson