Nov
29
Deck the Halls - Or Deck Aunt Polly
Nov 2011
Hit the deck here comes aunt Polly
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Full of gin and feeling jolly
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She drinks whisky by the barrel
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Then takes off her gay apparel
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Lets make sure she keeps her clothes on
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Keeps her bra and panty hose on
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She's too old and could be thinner
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Puts you off your Christmas dinner
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Her behaviour is quite shocking
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Trying to wear that Christmas stocking
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Where she's stuck that sprig of holly
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Is complete and utter folly
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Lets make sure she leaves the floor now
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Push her out and bold the door NOW
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She's so full of Christmas cheer
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We've all had it up to here
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By She