Hit the deck here comes aunt Polly

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Full of gin and feeling jolly

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She drinks whisky by the barrel

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Then takes off her gay apparel

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Lets make sure she keeps her clothes on

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Keeps her bra and panty hose on

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She's too old and could be thinner

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Puts you off your Christmas dinner

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Her behaviour is quite shocking

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Trying to wear that Christmas stocking

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Where she's stuck that sprig of holly

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Is complete and utter folly

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Lets make sure she leaves the floor now

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Push her out and bold the door NOW

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She's so full of Christmas cheer

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We've all had it up to here

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