Victoria's Visitor

I'm Victoria's only Marmot

And I have a posh address

No Beacon Hill for me my dears

I stay at The Empress

I'm glad I'm vegetarian

And don't have any vices

High tea at the Empress?

Have you seen their prices!

As you pass by the Empress

Please spare a thought for me

I'm partial to a carrot

So bring one for me tea.

By She