An earthworm said "I'm goin' on the warpath"
I'm sick and tired of what birds do to me
I can feel me body throbbin'
I've just been got at by a Robin-
I'm always on the menu for their tea.

Birds don't give me a warnin' in the mornin'
As they pull with all their might - I hang on tight
I end up longer than I started
But try not to get down-hearted
And vow next time I will put up a fight.

One day you're gonna hear a lot of sobbin'
and a rumour goin' roound - "Oh have you heard?"
in a wormhole are the feet of a fat Robin
It's believed an early worm has caught the bird.